The LQP-79 virus is not like a zombie virus from the movies which you can never destroy or which progresses rapidly. The virus works very much like the common flu virus and can take as long as 48 hours for symptoms to occur. The LQP-79 mental virus can be cleaned up with common sense and household chemicals if you suspect something has been contaminated. If you have an open wound or break in the skin and a blood transfer takes place there is no known cure for the LQP-79 virus and mind disease.
LQP-79 Zombie Cannibal Virus Infection
One you have been infected with LQP-79 virus you must be isolated from society until a cure can be found or you must be destroyed to stop the spread of this deadly mental disorder. The LQP-79 virus can be spread by anyone within speaking distance and word of the disease taking over the minds of young victims in their early teens has occurred in North America.
Not all victims of the LQP-79 virus are susceptible to cannibal attacks or have a taste for flesh. A predisposition to aggressive mental disorders can alter the course of a LQP-79 virus infection and each victim will have their own experiences. A sustained long period of overheating and high fever are common in all LQP-79 virus victims in the 24 to 48 range as the victim comes to realize the disease is setting in. Paranoia, vomiting and nudity are common first signs of LQP-79 virus infection and anyone with a fever should seek medical attention or plan for their death. If you have sudden urge to bite someone you might have been infected with the LQP-79 virus and you should quickly subdue yourself in quarantine until authorities arrive. If you are unable to control your urges you can supplement your hunger with the bloody red meat from the grocery store for a short period of time.
Eating red meat is usually unhealthy for you but in the case the weight if the decision is on your mental state and the heart troubles from eating red meat are less important. If red meat is out of the question or you are a vegan you may have more difficulty in calming your cravings for flesh after a LQP-79 virus infection. A decision must be made swiftly before you decide to dine on humans.
The LQP-79 virus can be washed off most surfaces like counter tops and bathroom floors with bleach, alcohol and Lysol in the can. Apply a liberal amount of these or any household chemicals all over the infected surfaces in your home, car and office space to make sure you do not spread this debilitating disorder. If you keep your home as clean as a hospital you can often avoid the LQP-79 virus.
If someone is infected with the LQP-79 mental virus and decides to eat another person you must act quickly to stop the spread of this deadly mental disorder and end the life of the flesh eating cannibal. Contrary to internet myth and movie adaptations a human zombie cannot be trained or cured to a level of interaction with other humans ever again. The desire to consume humans will never leave you once you have it.
Avoid bars, restaurants and public places where the LQP-79 virus might be present and ignore internet rumors about a hoax or jokes being played on the american people. The internet is the greatest disinformation tool in the world and you can believe everything you don’t read on the internet.
Contact the CDC or Buy a Zombie Survival Kit if you experiencing any symptoms of LQP-79 virus.
Hi, I am just writting you to find out if this information is true as you indicate, could you please email me with information regarding the source of this information and if possible where I could locate information dated prior to the attack that took place on May 25, 2012. I am trying to beleive this information is genuine but without some other source it is very hard to do so with many different agencies claiming it is a hoax.
Thank you
Jacob
i am so totally fucked. i want to bite someone NOW.
shit…i just bit my wife…how long till shes infected…awwww f*ck…now i bit my kids too…why you no help me!!
Is this real? or has this been made up as i can notice some spelling mistakes, but this is not the only site that im finding this information on so im tricking myself into thinking this is real?- please reply.
fake
Brains….I want brains
It’s a little hard to believe an Internet article that is telling me not to believe Internet articles and has so many spelling and gramatical errors. But, this is a little unsettling, and I would like to know more FACTS (opinions are not helpful) on this situation. And, don’t be so enthusiastic about killing people. The weak minded could be thrown into hystarical kiling sprees by this article. Just make sure people know not everyone who shows these symptoms is infected.
Thank You,
AE^2
wow
At first I thought this wasn’t real. But, I finally thought to myself… this has to be real. I mean, it’s easy to kill the virus on surfaces. But, not when you’re infected? It seems a bit.. weird. I don’t understand why the virus would make you crave human flesh though. We all see and hear about zombie out-breaks and whatnot. But, we never consider the fact that… it could happen. I hope and pray that the world doesn’t end in a zombie apocalypse. Honestly, that’s one of my biggest fears. I’ve had many, many zombies dreams for the past few years. It’s starting to scare me.
That cases of LQP-79 has been weird. The patterns don’t seem to match up. If it started in Florida wouldn’t it go to Georgia or Alabama. Then, Texas and the rest of the states?
Has it happened in any other countries? I have too many questions that can’t be answered. I just wish the media and government would go ahead and tell us whether or not to take action. I must say, USA’s government has been pretty shitty these past few years.
If this virus is real, and if we start seeing stories about it on our local news and read about someone eating another person in the newspaper… then we’re all fucked. We won’t survive.
Oh my god it is fake and u can tell
its as fake as area 51 aliens
Don’t believe on those peoples that says this rumor is fake.They are just making you UNprepared for the incoming sign of the end of the world.I have known 3 signs of the end of the world(including this) this subject has spread through the internet and of course the governments will see this! if this is fake they should have say that this is fake!
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I tend to believe that this could be an out break of an unknown ( unknown to the public ) virus made from some government experiments with biological warfare or with highly classified magnetics studies, why and how for what reasons got unleashed is speculative, but more important is does anyone scientific or governmental related know anything to share with this subject matter please ? A message to all others of the public, advise, may to be to address this subject matter to persons in the ” loop of information worldwide ” such as : Alex Jones or david Icke on thier websites, or Steve Quail . If anyone hears anything please keep me informed, serious only, please no jokers at my e mail; dolphinaaa8@hotmail.com
If you want to stop the virus, stop spreading the hoax.
wank
what a load of wank
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Rob Lintz
this is a load of shit (but nice way of trying to get people to believe it)
ohh fuckfuckfuck no wonder why the air feels searing i’m so cold…. my flesh is turning a bruise-y purple and i have sores developing on my arms…. HELP ME I’M
This is fake bullshit. Don’t believe it. Some dick has decided to try and make a hoax prank. The bloke who actually bit the guys face off was high on bath salts. A drug similar to LSD that makes the body temperature increase, which can cause disorientation and causes them to strip themselves naked. Also. The human Jaw is the most powerful weapon us humans have. This drug encourages us to clamp down hard and give us unbelievable strength in our jaw.
Dont believe a word of this. It’s proved to be a hoax. This website is hosted on fucking wordpress for fuck sake. Hardly an official source or host for such “Breaking” news.
Looks like they have actually found the cause of liberalism.
There have been 15 attacks so far:
http://skewnews.com/count-reaches-15-for-zombie-attacks
what in the world what are you guys talking about zombies? but if its fake i,m going to be sad because i like to kill zombies.
lol
i don’t know it’s some crazy coincidences, you can never tell anymore these days
Bence gerçek.Olsa olsa vampirler gerçek olamaz ama zombiler gerçek olabilir.Çünkü bu bir sağlıkla ilgili bir şey yani bir virüs bunları becerebilir ama vampirlerin bir oluş sebebi yoktur.
Your placement of this load of taurus poopus, directly above the legitimate and important article on vaccines, undermines the validity of the latter, at a time when we the public are badly in need of hearing the truth about the plague known as “immunization.”
They say “requires contamination of the blood so a victim must have an open wound in order to become infected with the LQP 79 ”
. Did the virus can cantaminate the person in going in your mouth , after in stomach…?
Well played…