The LQP-79 virus is a result of the 79th attempt made at formulating a Lysergic Quinine Protein for use in diametric control of thought processes and the function of the mind. Based on research by Alfred Rastapopoulos at the University of Meropis in Meropis, Greece.
This truth is being hidden by the popular media because of the volatile nature of this information. The LQP-79 virus manifests as a mental disease and does so rapidly in those who suffer a pre-existing mental deficiency. As the leading Specialist in Disease of the Mind in the European Union, Dr Rastapopoulos has been working on a cure for the development disorders and mental disabilities which have become pandemic across most of North America.
Studies have how that many inhabitants are suffering from a pronounced lack of information dissemination capabilities and fundamental inabilities to process illogical datasets.
Symptoms are rapid and infection takes place at the point of contact. From that point onward it’s a spiraling decline of basic data comprehension and the victim descends into madness. Most cases involve certain death from self-inflicted acts of lunacy including but not limited to cannibalism, nudity and other Zombie like behaviors.
The media wishes to stifle this information and has chose a path of disinformation to hide the inevitable spread of this virus induced mental disorder. If you have been infected by the LQP-79 Mental Virus please click here for video instructions.