About LQP-79 Virus

The LQP-79 virus is a result of the 79th attempt made at formulating a Lysergic Quinine Protein for use in diametric control of thought processes and the function of the mind. Based on research by Alfred Rastapopoulos at the University of Meropis in Meropis, Greece.

This truth is being hidden by the popular media because of the volatile nature of this information. The LQP-79 virus manifests as a mental disease and does so rapidly in those who suffer a pre-existing mental deficiency. As the leading Specialist in Disease of the Mind in the European Union, Dr Rastapopoulos has been working on a cure for the development disorders and mental disabilities which have become pandemic across most of North America.

Studies have how that many inhabitants are suffering from a pronounced lack of information dissemination capabilities and fundamental inabilities to process illogical datasets.

Symptoms are rapid and infection takes place at the point of contact. From that point onward it’s a spiraling decline of basic data comprehension and the victim descends into madness. Most cases involve certain death from self-inflicted acts of lunacy including but not limited to cannibalism, nudity and other Zombie like behaviors.

The media wishes to stifle this information and has chose a path of disinformation to hide the inevitable spread of this virus induced mental disorder. If you have been infected by the LQP-79 Mental Virus please click here for video instructions.

 

16 thoughts on “About LQP-79 Virus

  1. has this any connection to ufo abductions ? after a person has been returned as is typical conditions reported ? by aliens or our own government agents ?

  2. The reason the media is bashing you is because you’re making up lies. You have NO references to cite and are cramming pseudoscientific claims down peoples’ throats without having anything to back it up. To use the horrific incident in Miami in May as evidence for a zombie invasion is similar to joking about all of the other horrible things that happen in this world today. Why don’t you make a theory involving a virus supposedly answering the question of why murderers kill? A man was horribly disfigured. To make a zombie theory concerning that is stupid and terrible.

  3. That guy in Miamis face was eaten bye somone who contracted this, people are saying it’s the start of a “Zombie Apocalypse”. I’m only fourteen, I don’t wanna die yet! :(

  4. But Poppos has had extreme contact and not yet contracted the disease. Guess he’s mankind’s last hope from extinction. Quick, start sequencing his DNA!

  5. whether or not the so called LQP-79 Virus is real o not is irrelevent, fact is rudy eugenes toxicology report came back negative for any substance exept pot, no sign of the dreaded “bath salts”, so the question still remains, what caused it???

    • From what I understand Bath Salts are similar to synthetic marijuana in the way that the will not show up on a drug test (autopsy may be different, I don’t know) . I do believe the virus is real but we need to be open about all possibilities. And it’s already been proven the biological warfare has been used for a long time. This may be a government weapon that accidently was spilled on American soil. Just a thought.

  6. My uncle killed himself after freaking out on bathsalts (eye witnesses to him taking it) and they didn’t show up in his autopsy. That’s why it’s so popular.

    • And here I thought bath salts were used to reduce stress after a long day’s work..but in the bath tub. I guess I will be switching to wine.

  7. they said that the LQP-79 virus is an airborne virus. The virus is in us but the virus does not take affect for a long time. It takes longer than you see in movies.

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