The “Cannibal From Miami” has been confirmed as a host of LQP-79 mental virus

Cannibal of Miami confirmed as host of LQP-79 virus

"Cannibal of Miami" confirmed as host of LQP-79 virus

Rudy Eugene, 31, the so-called cannibal of Miami who was fatally shot as he chewed on another man’s face in a gruesome attack over the weekend, has been confirmed for hosting the relatively unknown LQP-79 virus, rather than the theory that he was intoxicated on so called “bath salts”.


Armando Aguilar, president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, stated a a press conference, “Rudy Eugene, the attacker, has been confirmed as a host for a virus. The virus destroys internal organs and affects the brain waves to make humans hungry for human flesh.

How Mr. Eugene contracted the virus is still an unknown, but we do know that the virus is highly contagious. It has already spread to a number of individuals, however these individuals have been placed in quarantine. No cure is available for the LQP-79 virus, as of yet. It may also cause Necrotizing fasciitis, a deadly, but rare condition that eats your skin away.

13 thoughts on “The “Cannibal From Miami” has been confirmed as a host of LQP-79 mental virus

  1. You fool, why are you trying to play on the fear and ignorance of these morons who are going to believe this. its not true, youre just trying to start a frenzy.

    • Uhm.. you do realise the only thing attached to your name, Doctor, is this site and a fictional rin tin tin character? you have no papers submitted and no other research. why should we believe you? you’re just starting a bogus hoax. this should be a medical paper, not a wordpress blog if youre serious.

  2. Where are the facts?? Pic’s of virus’s calming to be zombie like?!? This isn’t a joking manner, I understand all about government conspiracies and wouldn’t put it past the us government to play god like this. Really drugs do mess you up! It IS possible this was some crazy effect to a drug, however I do know is it is in the advent of something so globally horrific as this, it is better to control the mass panic then it is to expose what we are up against.

    Please sir, where are your credentials? How and when was this virus made? How is it transmitted?? Where are the facts?? If you are scared don’t post this, just let me know so I can further do my research without getting one dam blog post after another…. anything official???!!!???

    Thanks for your time.

  3. Funny how this stupid website DOESN’T GIVE ANY VERIFIABLE SOURCES for any of the crap it spouts. The only source on the internet that says ANYTHING about this made-up virus is THIS WEBSITE.

  4. Uhm, yeah, where exactly is the statement made by the Armando Aguilar, president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police? Google it, it’s nowhere to be found except for your blog and the one that you cite. Fake.

    • Maybe u should look a little harder cause i googledZ it and found it a couple times. Look before u speak. The shit ia real. Get uses to it. Google that mans name and press conference it will come up. People try to act like that kinna stuff just happens in moves. But really our fears are turning into realities. People r creating the things we r scared of most. The world is over populated and the government is pronably trying to find a way to fix that problem. If this is a very cintagious virus then alot of the world population is going to be affected, and many people will die. I would like to know one thing though, how is the virus transmitted? Do u have to get bit or is it airborne or what? How can people be prepaired if we dont know how to avoid it??

      • there is not such thing as zombies outside of movies. if you truly believe this b.s. you should check into a mental health facilty for a 72hr evaluation.
        and btw..seriously..not everythin you read online is true..google is not a verfiable source.

  5. Wtf. I like zombie stuff as much as the next person, but seriously guys.. C’mon. The Rudy Eugene business happened a couple of weeks ago now? IF the zombie virus was true, it would have probably spread very quickly and we’ll all be fighting for survival right now. Sure.. There are some crazy scientists out there more than likely trying to create a virus like this, but if a zombie apocalypse was happening right now, we’d know about it. We’re all safe :)

  6. Hello! It is your common sense here! Guess what? I went to the website that article looks like it is from, it’s called “The Miami Herald”! Nothing was there? Oh, it must still be real then! Oh and I did some more thinking, when I first saw this picture (May 30th 2012) I went straight to google news to try to find the source and all that came up was an article claiming it was fake. Also, guess where that picture first surfaced. Was it Facebook? No. Twitter? No. It first surfaced on 4chan.. That’s right people 4chan. (Not bashing 4chan or anything but..) Nothing you see on that site is reliable. And when I say nothing I mean NOTHING.

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